1. |
What's for Dinner?
01:22
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What’s for Dinner?
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
Hey Mom, whad’ya got?
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
It’s more than a little
But it sure ain’t a lot
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
Hey Mom, whad’ya got?
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
It’s more than a little
But it sure ain’t a lot
Mrs. Paul’s fish sticks
Spaghetti and meatball Chef Boyardee
Greasy Tony’s trashcan steak
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
Hey Mom, whad’ya got?
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
It’s more than a little
But it sure ain’t a lot
Swanson frozen TV dinners
Famous Ray’s Pizza
Jack in the Box super tacos
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
Hey Mom, whad’ya got?
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner?
It’s more than a little
But it sure ain’t a lot
Morton frozen chicken potpie
Bumble Bee tuna
White Kastle tasty rat burgers
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2. |
Love Is All Around
00:42
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Love Is All Around
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well, it’s you girl and you should know it
With each and every movement you show it
Love is all around
No Need to waste it
You can never tell
Why don’t you take it?
You’re going to make it after all
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3. |
Psychopathic
01:17
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Psychopathic
Ask me a question, I won’t understand
That is just the way I am
Sit in the window all day long
The doctor says there’s something wrong
I’m a psychopathic
I’m always laughing
He gives me pills to calm me down
Take too many and hit the ground
He says I’m getting better in my mind
Recommends one pill, I take nine
I’m a psychopathic
I’m always laughing
I don’t care if you die
I don’t think I’ll even cry
When I see you there in bed
A little axe in your head
I’m a psychopathic
I’m always laughing
I don’t care what you say
I’ll do it anyway
When I see you there in bed
That’s it, you’re fuckin’ dead
I’m psychopathic
I’m always laughing
Ha
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4. |
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I’m In Love (With Nancy Reagan)
Why does she turn me on so?
Why does she make my dick grow?
The thought of her spreading her legs
Makes me wanna dive
Gonna wet my face because…
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
When I see her on TV
With the other guy it gets to me
How did I get so in love?
She’s the only girl I wanna fuck because…
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
She’s what I need
She’s what I need
She’s what I need
She’s what I need
Ha Ha Ha Ha
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
I’m in love with Nancy Reagan
She’s what I need
She’s what I need
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5. |
Shit Don't Stink
01:18
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Shit Don’t Stink
I’m gonna knock you off your high horse
You ain’t fuckin’ shit
I don’t believe your stories
You think you’re so perfect
You think your shit don’t stink
Well, I got news for you
You think your shit don’t stink
Well, I got news for you
Take a whiff
It’s rank
You believe you’re God’s gift to the world
I cannot deal with it
Better face reality
You worthless piece of shit
You think your shit don’t stink…
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6. |
Surf Nazi
01:39
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Surf Nazi
Take me out to California
Where the sun and surf is really better
Where the scum and smog pollute the sea
Suck my dick surf nazi
Surf nazi, it ain’t for me
Surf nazi
Hey man, I live for the surf
Nothing to do, I don’t work
Bitchin’ man, it’s a radical wave
Don’t swim there, I’ll smash your face
Surf nazi, it ain’t for me
Surf nazi
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7. |
Crack Me Up
01:09
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Crack Me Up
It’s Halloween night
Time to get dressed up
You’re from New Jersey
Go as a punk rocker
Put on your mini skirt, ripped Cars t-shirt
Pink and green in your hair
And Michael Jackson rules!
Your friends say, hey, you really look like a punk
You say, I know, I saw the Clash last year
You say you know all about the punk rock scene
They spit and beat each other on the dance floor
You crack me up with your ignorance
You crack me up with your ignorance
You crack me up with your ignorance
You crack me up, haha
You crack me up with your ignorance
You crack me up with your ignorance
Crack me up with your ignorance
You crack me up, haha
You crack me up, haha
You crack me up, haha
You crack me up
Hahaha
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8. |
Brain of My Own
01:02
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Brain Of My Own
Yeah, yeah
I don’t care what you have to say
Yeah, yeah
But you tell me anyway
Yeah, yeah
Oh, Jesus Christ
Don’t want your advice
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
Yeah, yeah
Don’t tell me what I should do
Yeah, yeah
I don’t want to hear it from you
Yeah, yeah
I ain’t dumb
I can solve my own problems
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
I’ve got a brain of my own
Yeah, yeah
Got a brain of my own
Yeah, yeah
Got a brain of my own
Yeah, yeah
Got a brain of my own
Yeah, yeah
Yes
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9. |
Acid Head
00:46
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Acid Head
Knew a kid who was sane
Then he got into window pane
That boy really loved jell
Now he don’t look so well
Ten hits every day
Dissolved his brain away
He sits in a room by himself
Looks at books up on a shelf
He sits in a chair all day long
That acid eater’s been blown away
Ten hits every day
Blew his mind away
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10. |
I Am
00:50
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I Am
Everywhere I go
People that I see
I just don’t know why
They’re always looking at me
I don’t really care
It doesn’t bother me
I’ll just be myself
They can’t fucking see
Because I am what I am
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11. |
Penniless
02:11
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Penniless
I wanna buy a brand new car
And fill it up with lots of gas
But I know that I can’t
Cuz I just don’t have the cash
I want to go out and be with the boys
I wanna have a real good time
Blow lots of cash and not worry about it
But I don’t even have a dime
I’m penniless, penniless
Sorry about it honey
But I ain’t got no money
I’m penniless, penniless
I got a nasty rash
But I ain’t got no cash
I’m penniless, penniless
Not a penny to my name
It’s always the same
I’m penniless, penniless
I’d really like to go
But I ain’t got no dough
Dream about having lots of money
And all the things that I would do
I’d buy a house, a boat, a bike
I’d even spend some on you
But the dream ends, reality hits
All I got is shaft in my hand
It’s the only thing that let’s me know
That I’m still a man
I’m penniless, penniless
I’m a failure in life
Where’s the steak knife?
I’m penniless, penniless
Lend a buck to me
I wanna win the lottery
I’m penniless, penniless
I wish you would get killed
And I’d be in your will
I’m penniless, penniless
Give it to me, bitch
It’ll make me feel rich
Penniless, penniless
Sorry about it honey
But I ain’t got no money
I’m penniless, penniless
I’d really like to go
But I ain’t got no dough
I’m Penniless, penniless
Give it to me, bitch
It’ll make me feel rich
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12. |
Astrological Geek
01:35
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Astrological Geek
What do my stars say?
Where does my future lie?
I’m an astrological geek
If I don’t read my fortune, I can’t sleep
I don’t care about the coming election
My future lies in the TV section
I don’t know about you
But everything they say is true
I’m an astrological geek
It’s my future that I seek
I want to know what I should fear
The stars will tell me my career
My future’s bleak
No hope in sight
What do I do?
Will I die?
Wait a minute, something’s wrong
What do I do?
Who do I call?
I don’t like it, I don’t believe
What’s this bullshit that I read
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13. |
Electric Shock
00:40
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Electric Shock
What did I do?
What have I done?
I’m not a troublemaker
I’m just looking for fun
Not get gassed
Not get shot
They gotta give me
Electric shock
Electric shock
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
I didn’t do nothing
I committed no crime
But they keep telling me
I have limited time
Not get gassed
Not get shot
They gotta give me
Electric shock
Electric shock
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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14. |
Dying the Empire Way
01:22
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Dying The Empire Way
They feel real bad
They swore it wouldn’t happen again
Too many problems clogged their brains
Made those people go insane
Jumping 86 floors
I don’t know
I could think of better ways to go
Everybody’s gone dying
Flying the empire way
Everybody’s gone flying
Dying the Empire way
(Repeats)
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15. |
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Pins and Needles / Needles & Pins
Pins and needles
Needles and pins
A happy man is a man that grins
Pins and needles
Needles and pins
A happy man is a man that grins
What am I so mad about?
(Repeats)
I don’t know
I forgot
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16. |
I Forgot
00:53
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I Forgot
Why don’t you get off my back?
I can’t remember everything you say
I don’t have that good of a memory
So why don’t you just go away?
I’m only human
So I forgot
I’ve got a lot on my mind
I’m confused
I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
You told me something weeks ago
How am I supposed to remember that?
I can’t remember what I ate last night
I think it was a Big Mac
I’m only human
So I forgot
I’ve got a lot on my mind
I’m confused
I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
Big shit
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17. |
Don't Pick
00:40
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Don’t Pick
Pick your nose, pick your ass
But don’t you pick on me
Pick up girls, pick up sticks
But just you let me be
Pick six, pick your king
Pick on almost anything
Pick your teeth, pic-nic
But don’t you pick on me
(Repeats)
Pick your nose, pick your ass
But don’t you pick on me
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18. |
Drunk or Stupid
01:21
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Drunk or Stupid
I don’t know, what is your problem?
Could it be all inside your head?
Is it just a lack of education?
Or is it just one too many beers?
Every time I talk to you
You stare out into space
You say two words and then you stop
You forgot what you were saying
What goes on in your brain?
That I’ll never know
I just wonder how the hell
You ever use the phone
Are you dumb?
Are you lit?
Are you drunk?
Or are you just stupid?
(Repeats)
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19. |
Bag Lady Love
02:11
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Bag Lady Love
I’m tired of my girlfriend
All girls seem the same
I’m bored with all the girls at work
And the bar scene is so lame
Variety is the spice of life
That’s ok with me
I need something I never had
Something new to ream
I’m just bored of the same old shit
I need something different
I want a bag lady love
I want a bag lady love
I want a bag lady love
I want a bag lady love
Now I’ve tried looking around
for all the girls I need
I’m looking in the alleyways all over NYC
I used to see her all the time
Now I want her, she’s not there
She used to see me all the time
Could it be that she don’t care?
I’m tired of the same old faces
What I need is a change of pace
I want a bag lady love
I want a bag lady love
(We don’t want love)
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20. |
Fucked Up Dreams
03:36
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Fucked Up Dreams
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take
What’s going on?
Can’t see my face
Can’t throw a punch
Can only run in place
Fucked up dreams constantly
I can’t get any sleep
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up dreams
Tossing and turning in my bed
I just want some sleep!
I’m falling off a cliff
Being chased by a nut
Stranded on an Island
In Gilligan’s hut
Fucked up dreams constantly
I need help, I need relief from dreams
I try my best to get back to sleep
I take some valiums and I count some sheep
Nothing ever seems to work out
I need help there’s no doubt
In a scuba suit, fins on my feet
Totally surrounded by a field of fuckin’ wheat
Fucked up dreams constantly
I need help, I need relief
From fucked up dreams
Fucked up dreams
Tossing, turning in my bed
I just want some sleep!
Running down the street in my underwear
Trying to hide
People stare
Fucked up dreams constantly
I can’t get any sleep
With these fucked up dreams
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up
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21. |
Metuchen Punks
01:25
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22. |
Only Time
02:44
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23. |
Feel Like Hell
02:24
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24. |
Don't Waste Your Time
01:43
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25. |
What Happened To You?
02:29
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26. |
You Can Try
02:22
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27. |
Joe
02:14
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28. |
Toll Free
02:53
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29. |
Slack
02:12
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30. |
The Babysitter
02:51
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31. |
Hipster
02:10
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32. |
Miserable
01:50
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33. |
Where Were You?
02:29
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34. |
Ode To Clancy
02:33
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35. |
Tomorrow
02:25
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36. |
Ivory Girl
01:48
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37. |
Who Cares?
01:28
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38. |
Cylenol
01:46
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39. |
I'm Tired
00:43
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40. |
You're So Fucked
01:36
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41. |
Expired
01:52
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42. |
Don't Care
01:24
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